WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW

The world needs more Zooey Deschanel. Much more. Not only can she act (of course, anyone can do that; I think most of us are acting most of our lives). She can sing too. And she can sing really well.

Check out She & Him, a band that features herself and M. Ward, he of indie rock fame.

But this is about Zooey. She rules, and all female children throughout the world should only be clones of her. Perfection has arrived.