THERE ARE NO, AND WILL NEVER BE ANY, SIGNS

As The Shins asked years ago, is it true? Are you looking in on the good life? Are you doomed to never find it?

Don't be a damned fool. You can dance like the queen of the eyesores too. Anyone can. I hate to say it, but, those chumps at the sweatshop loving company had it right, just do it.

If you're waiting for a coincidence, or some push to make the change for the better, than you should just give up and end it. You're useless to yourself and all of the rest of us.

Now go listen to that list.

HELP YOURSELVES

Listen to this and become a better person, even if it's just a little bit:

The Shins - Oh, Inverted World (2001)
Built To Spill - Perfect From Now On (1997)
Clutch - Robot Hive/Exodus (2005)
PW Long with Reelfoot - We Didn't See You On Sunday (1997)
Queens of The Stone Age - QOTSA (1998)
Ween - anything